why does kotaku let people who don’t play games write articles about playing games
I’m bad at online games AND I have a mac so I’m double screwed
I’m happy because I just realized I can refer to high school in the past tense
when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit