The Man, The Myth, The Legend

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Shout out to that officer who gave me a warning instead of a ticket. I really respect you and I’m sorry I was driving like an idiot at 10:30 at night.

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phrases I hear in my everyday life in Alabama

coughdropping:

looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
GET THE GUNS YALL WE’RE GOIN TO WALMART
bless her heart
oh my lord
does this rifle come in pank (that’s pink for the city slickers)
I feel like going muddin
YALL

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radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

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